My 2012 “Theme Song”:

My 2012 Theme Song is for a few more days, still I WAS HERE, by Beyonce..

Click the link below to listen, please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpIDR9I7hbM

Yes, I believe I left my footprints on the sands of time..

2012 has been very challenging,

I refuse to lie..

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Sometimes I can’t help but wonder why,

I have to leave tear drops,

During my earthly time..

It came close a few times this year,

To suicide seeming the only hope for mercy near.

Some much needed pain free relief was overdue for me..

Earth Angels surrounded me,

Drying my tears,

Saying I CAN,

When Everything in me screamed,

“I just can’t!!!! I CANNOT!!!”..

I caved in to my blog to share a “Pity Party”,

Not something typical for this country girl,

That is me.

I almost did not share that post,

It made me so vulnerable,

Humble and weak.

Here was the reply from a very special reader I received:

“I came across your blog, (Giggles, Satin & Tear Drops) post “My Pity Party” today while I was having an awful one of my own. I had just typed and entered “fibromyalgia AND suicide” into yahoo search, and there it was. fifth on the list of 6,950,000 results, excluding paid sponsors of course. After reading a few more of your entriess, including “I COMMITTED SUICIDE”, I decided to pour 56 of the 57 xanax sitting on the desk in front of me back into the bottle. I just wanted to let you know that you really made a difference in my life today. I’ve always said, the best thing about Oklahoma (north central, for me) is the beautiful sunsets. Thanks to you, I’ll be watching another one tonight.”

(keeping reader anonymous)

I felt so vulnerable, humble and weak, yet God was powerful and present within me to save that angel’s life.

God bless 2012.  I was told in Chinese Astrology this was “The Year of the Dragon“.  Looking through that dark tunnel that has been my health issues and learning a new way of life at only 36 years of age, I take back my first impression that this was not my year at all.

Through me, God saved at least ONE LIFE.  It doesn’t get better than that at all.

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Sarcasm 101 with Rev. Lei

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I don’t think it’s amusing at all. Before I frantically dumped all my millions in inheritance, making the choice to start over from scratch, taking my family into a life of poverty, to escape a family secret that would soon take my life if I didn’t cut all ties and leave, I received phone calls DAILY from “friends” needing help desperately with one thing or another – an electric bill, clothes for their children, food for their children, a car, on and on and on.  http://www.lailannhaynes.wordpress.com 

I still get an occasional call from someone who has no idea how my life has changed, asking if I will help them out like I always did before. Now, what is humorous is that once I tell them I am no longer an “heiress” to an oil and natural gas fortune, plus thousands of acres of ranch, I NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN. That’s humorous.

I will admit it hurts very badly though, all the “friends” who have become NON EXISTENT unless they need emotional support from me, or still hold onto some kind of hope I have money to get them through whatever trial is presently at hand for them. Very few have listened to God‘s whispers and actually asked, “Lail, you have done so much for me for decades. What can I do for you now that you are in need.”.

That’s not amusing or humorous. It’s sad and hurtful. True colors are always revealed. There are just some like me who will never say a word to you that you have a tell all bugger on your nose as to the TRUTH OF WHO YOU ARE IN YOUR HEART. People are smarter than we give them credit for. Users and Abusers don’t even realize they have a great big spotlight shining their true identity for us all to see.

Just a little rant. I’m pretty good at that sometimes. Do something kind today for someone in need, please. Love in God.
Rev. Lei
Lail Ann Haynes

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Love offerings, $0 right now, but 11:11 STREET MINISTRY has complete faith in God.

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Are you in need?  Share with me in the comments, please.  I am a Prayer Warrior, and I believe in the power of numbers, oneness and unity.  Gentle hugs to all who need one.  I battle Autoimmune Dis eases daily, so I know how healing a hug can be.  I care.  I hope you will write me.

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Angels In Disguise
by Lail Ann Haynes

Have you ever seen an angel,
Real and true to life???
Would you recognize the halo,
If the angel was far from perfect,
And going through times of trial, struggle, and strife?

What if she posed as an alcoholic,
And fought drug addiction too,
Stuck in a dangerous domestic situation,
But she came and exposed it just to you?

Would you be self-centered and judgmental,
Or would you see the signs and believe it was true,
Spend time trying to find the answers,
And pray to God for guidance in what to do?

Do you ever stop and wonder,
Just how many angels come into your life?
The homeless guy holding up the sign,
The man in the hospital,
Sitting next his sickly wife.

What if 100 angels came,
And visited you personally every single year?
Would you walk on by egotistically,
Or stop to comfort and dry their tear?

What if the angel came to you in animal form,
A puppy needing a safe, loving home?
Would you open up your doors with love,
Or turn your head in disregard,
And let it battle life in fear,
Wondering our land all alone?

What if God designated you as an angel,
Blessing you with way more than you need?
Would you earn your wings by helping out,
Or sell your soul and live in greed?

What if an angel was put here on earth,
Simply to make you think?
Open up your heart to all possibilities,
Before your chance passes you by,
And your soul to fire begins to sink…

Not all our stories will have a happy ending,
This I’m sure you knew.
Ask yourself a simple question,
Will you open your eyes to see that halo,
Or walk through your life blindly,
Choosing to live without a clue?

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CHRISTMAS IS LOVE’S BIRTHDAY!

God is Love, Love is God

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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚And a happy new year.
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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!

NO BARBIE BEHIND THE PULPIT HERE!

I’M REAL JUST LIKE YOU,

I AM A WORK IN PROGRESS TOTALLY!

I JUST SIT WITH THE “BOSS MAN” A LOT MORE THAN MOST..

I LOVE MY BOSS, GOD.  GOD MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

GOD SAVED MY LIFE SO MANY TIMES..

I’M A WALKING, PREACHING MIRACLE,

WITH ALL THE ODDS THAT WERE STACKED AGAINST ME..

GOD.  THAT RIGHT THERE, MIRACLES, ARE GOD’S CONSTANT BLESSINGS,

SO OVERLOOKED BY EVERYONE..  SO UNAPPRECIATED AND ABUSED..

PLEASE DON’T ABUSE GOD, HE LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY.

YOU DESERVE TO BE A BETTER PERSON THAN THAT.

YOU DESERVE LOVE, TO BE LOVED, TO BE LOVED DIVINELY AND HEALTHILY.

I’VE BEEN THERE.  I KNOW.

I KNOW THE PAIN YOU FEEL INSIDE,

THE SUFFOCATING SENSE OF UNWORTHINESS..

ETERNITY

Don’t slap God across the face, please.  Jesus did not die in vain.  If God forgives you, only an EGOTISTICAL person would think their opinion is greater than God’s.  Sounds odd, maybe but true.  He forgives you, HE IS THE ALMIGHTY, so you must humble yourself and forgive YOU too.  I say that with all the love in my heart, having been there time and time again.  I’m thankful God will never forsake me..

We must continually love ourselves and our neighbors, equally in ONENESS and Divine, Godly Harmony.  Help those in need.  Prove Love did not die in vain.  If you open our heart to God completely, you will see Love rises every single day from the dead, Jesus, the Divine, rises daily and lives right inside you and inside me.  Always read spiritual books in color, not that human black and white.  Living color tells you exactly what I am stating.  You are unconditionally loved and forgiven, because Love never fails.  Look it up 1 Corinthians 13.

MY MINISTER TAG LINE IS PRETTY BLUNT:

QUOTE BY REV. LEI aka Lail Ann Haynes:

“EFFORT REQUIRED IN LIFE, AND  WITH GOD, BATTERIES ARE INCLUDED.  GO GOD!”

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Don’t read that bilble in black and white, with human eyes.  If you do, you will never understand any of that amazing Holy book‘s meaning.  The bible was written in living color, and for those who have given themselves to God in all divinity and spirituality, we see the LIVING TESTAMENT continuing every single day.  All those events in the bible are going on NOW.  The world and laws and Good verses Evil battles are happening NOW.  Just try reading the Bible in full living color, poetic, lyrically, not just a few scriptures here and there, and you will clearly see EXACTLY what I mean.

Do you know what CHRISTMAS is really about??  It’s only about the most important “thing” in the entire universe, the answer to every single question or issue you have.  CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF LOVE.  That right there is the story’s beginning.  It’s not going to be the stories end if you angels don’t wake up to reality.  People are out there this Christmas without homes, electricity, food, transpartation, clothing, feeling so alone, abandoned and that is a person who truly feels UNWORTHY.

My past Christmas seasons were spent the same as yours, showering gifts on those I love, trying to figure out what awesome gift I could give that that loved one had not already bought themselves.  It was frustrating, but fun Christmas chaos.

However, I do not miss it.  I now give handmade gifts, for the most part.  Christmas is every single day of the year for our family.  Every little blessing we get, we talk about, sharing the joy of our gift, our blessing.

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I WAS NOT ABUSED IN VAIN.

GOD TOOK A TERRIBLE SATANIC CAUSED MESS,

AND TURNED IT INTO A DIVINE AND GODLY MIRACLE,

A LOVING REVEREND WITH A TON OF DIVINE MESSAGES!!!

GOD’S GOT SKILLZ, MY FRIENDS.

KUDDOS TO THE BOSS MAN!!!!

No, I’m not your typical Reverend.  That title was very difficult for me to accept.  I never thought I was worthy of respect.  I thought I was about as special as dirt.  Problem was I was right.

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I am just as special as dirt.  I am just as special as everything, everyone, all imaginable good and greatness.  God taught me that, and I have always been a very good, dedicated, hungry for knowledge student (aka a “nerd”. ;).  I am nothing, therefore I am everything…  Oneness is pure love of thy neighbor as they self, but in order to know love you must get to know The Creator first.  That’s why I got sick – autoimmune dis ease.  God admitted this to me.  Curious??

IF I HAD NOT GOTTEN SICK WITH AUTOIMMUNE DIS EASES, an obvious result of the 31 years of abuse, I WOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOO BUSY FOR GOD.  I NEVER WOULD HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL, PRECIOUS RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH HIM TODAY.

Autoimmune Dis ease was a blessing in the most clever of disguises for me.  Now I see clearly.  God speaks all the time to me, not in a whisper, in a very audible way through all my human senses, resting in my tender, armor coated heart.

Another message from a terrible, excruciating, life altering illness, a horrible mess in the eyes of the human me.

I had so much pain in my heart from all the abuse I had been living through for at least 31 years, I honestly HATED GOD.  I could hardly even walk into a church without getting sick.  All I had witnessed was false prophets, fake Christians, brainwashing Aethiest and Satanics, phony/egotistical Roman Catholics, just a jumbled up pig pen of religion that truly never felt Godly to me at all until I walked into the Thorncrown Chapel in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, and the Holy Spirit came down into my body.

thorncrown chapel at night

At that moment, in that beautiful, glass and wood beamed chapel, nestled in the woods of The Ozark mountains, the Holy Spirit filled me up and God healed my pain with Religion.  I made the wisest, most loving decision in my life, and married my husband, Patrick Ellis Haynes, about a month later on the 4th of July, 2003.

That chapel is God’s visual inspiration for me.  He is telling me to build a similiar structure, my very own church of Universal Oneness, Pure Divine Love, and the most welcoming, accepting “CHURCH” the world has ever seen.  I’m sure it probably won’t, without some Divine Miracle, which do happen, be complete as quickly as Noah’s Ark, but I know through my clear psychic vision, another of my special gifts, exactly what God has in store for me.

God is my HERO, MY #1, MY TRUE LOVE, THE LOVING FATHER I DREAMED OF AND LONGED FOR, AS I SUFFERED TERRIBLY BY MY EARTHLY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.  GOD IS MY LIVING, BREATHING, LOVING PREACHING BOSS MAN, who I tell you secretly, comes down and writes to you through me.  The love you feel, the security, the support, the friendship:  THAT’S GOD.  He just decided he liked me, I was worthy, and you would come to me for ministry, because you can relate to me.  I’m one with you, my friends, my family, my clergy.

God didn’t call the qualified here.  Being a Reverend was the last thing on my mind when I first recieved my Divine Life Purpose and Soul Mission, my earthly calling.  Nope, I was not very happy with God at the time, and he knew it!  I just had to realize what he already knew.  All my rough journeys, were Satanic attacks, but God turned that mess Satan made of me and my life, into the most beautiful, glorious, heart touching, message of Divinity.  I am eternally thankful for The Almighty.  Only God can turn a mess into a message.  Trust God.  If you need help with that, contact me for healing.  You matter, I care, and God loves you.  I do too.  Now see why he united us??  Nothing happens by accident, my friends.  God’s got skillz!  He’s the man!!!

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Be sure to say happy birthday to Jesus with me.  Three more days…  wow….  The most beautiful day of the year, THE DAY LOVE WAS BORN will be here…

May God bless you and yours abundantly, as a gift for your service to him, obediantly, willingly, open heartedly living and giving to all humanity, in the Light and Love, guidance of our precious Father right here with us, in Heaven on Earth.  Through God I love you, with all my heart.

❤ Rev. Lei ❤

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For ministry or Personal Empowerment sessions,
any day, any week, any month, throughout the year.
I’m a STREET MINISTER. I minister to all denominations,
and in me you will find a special person who truly does care.
You are worthy, everyone is. The key is my minister “tag line”,
EFFORT REQUIRED IN LIFE. Love in our precious Creator,
God bless you in love and light. ♥ Rev. Lei ♥

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”

May all your needs and dreams be lifted up to be blessed in Divine Truth.

❤ Rev. Lei ❤

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God found me worthy.

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YOU ARE WORTHY ★

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Jacob was a cheater,

Peter had a temper,

David had an affair,

Noah got drunk,

Jonah ran from God,

Paul was a murderer,

Gideon was insecure,

Miriam was a gossip,

Martha was a worrier,

Thomas was a doubter,

Sara was impatient,

Elijah was moody,

Moses stuttered,

Abraham was old,

……..

And Lazarus was dead.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the CALLED!”

MY FIRST RADIO INTERVIEW**9-3-13**

No matter where you are in your life with God,

HE is qualifying you for his service because you are CALLED.

He can help you overcome the mistakes you have made,

and even use them to help others. Just allow Him to use you.

In God’s Love and Grace,

♥ Rev. Lei ♥

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~~~About Rev. Lei~~~

Ordained Non Denominational Minister

January 11th, 2012

Universal Life Church Monastery

Author of Giggles, Satin & Tear Drops

Lail Ann Haynes

My ministry, 11:11 STREET MINISTRY, is based in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma but is rapidly expanding WORLD WIDE as many ministers are choosing to join in my aspirations to heal hearts and strive for Universal Oneness. Love lives here.

Mission: To love and serve God with all my heart, for every single day, throughout ETERNITY. ♥ Rev. Lei ♥

Rev Lei

Description “Lail Ann Haynes is a native Oklahoman and an Ordained Non Denominational Minister, the “Mother Teresa” of sorts in today’s modern world. Lail’s journey has been anything but easy. She survived severe trauma, first memory at only three years of age, and prolonged severe stress non-stop until December 27th of 2011, which resulted in a new battle, Autoimmune Disease. Lail leads others in raising awareness for all “Invisible Illnesses” devastating more lives every day. She also is an avid supporter of RAINN, RAPE ABUSE AND INCEST NATIONAL NETWORK. RAINN is very dear to her because of her own war to overcome a vicious family cycle that resulted in her being incestuously raped over the span of 31 years, finally escaping the family secrets and violence in May of 2011 after the final attempted rape by her older, adopted brother., late in the Spring before. Lail is dedicated to spending the rest of her life helping others to “find their voice”, regardless of the cost to her personally. As her health allows, Lail volunteers providing crisis care for both rape victims and as a Suicide Prevention Specialist in Oklahoma City. She has some very special gifts from God that better the lives of both humans and animals alike who encounter Lail.

Aside from being a Personal Empowerment Coach and Spiritual Healer for all ages, she is a humanitarian, activist, motivational speaker, artist, freelance writer and aspiring author. Lail serves on the board for Pets 4 People, a blessing of a non-profit in Denver, Colorado. Rev. Lei is also the Spiritual Advisor for the Denver Holistic Center, providing many services for the beautiful center founded by Teresa Garcia.

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